Jan 14 2005
I came home to find the kitchen flooded (again), I have a raging cold (again), and an inbox full of misspelled porn invitations.
Now, if you’re going to send out these sleazy missives, at least have the courtesy to learn how to spell simple, every day words like “whore” (not “whroe”) and “sluts” (not “sltus”). The linguist and spelling bee winner in me wants to reply to these messages, giving their authors the correct spelling of these and other important porn terms, but I realize that this is almost literally pearls before swine.
Also, I’m too lazy, and my day will be entirely occupied by feeling sorry for myself (I was sick a *month* ago! My immune system is even more pathetic than I am!) and ministering to my illness. Good thing I bought up all those Kleenex shares the last time I was sick. I’ll have enough money to set up a school for illiterate pornographers.
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I really wish I could do something to help you feel better. Maybe a little chicken soup would help.
And I hate those invitations.
Have a nice weekend. And I hope you feel better.
(did I misspell anything?)
Ugh – I feel for you. I’ve had at least 3 versions of a cold/sinus infection/annoying sickness since some time in November. I am left only with the sniffles at this point, quite possibly allergies. I SOOO hope you feel better!!!
Also – I think those porn terms are misspelled on purpose, right? Because otherwise your e-mail service would easily block them. Still irritating, of course.
Sorry you’re still feeling crappy! By the way, when you finally get tired of the spam and want to do something about, I recommend Spam Sieve: http://c-command.com/spamsieve/
If you’re still using a Mac, that is.
It’s the only thing I’ve ever found that works. You have to train it for a couple of weeks because there are a few false positives, but you click “Add good” and it remembers it for next time. It eliminates all but a couple pieces of spam a week. Works like a charm, and it’s only $25.