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Archive for May, 2008


   May 24

Neighborhood News

Well, my $20 may have been turned into crack, but it also turned back into $20. Neat trick, n’est-ce pas? The guy who borrowed it finally turned up, paid me back, took his license, and told me he loved me again before leaving. That’s what they all say. In other neighborhood news, a guy was […]

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   May 17

License to Scam?

I’m pretty sure my $20 has been turned into crack. It’s been hot’n’heinous lately. In a vain attempt to keep from melting/swooning/dying in my very own living room (if I must make a headline, I don’t want it to be as a cat snack), I had the both the front and back doors open to […]

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   May 15

Blues Traveller

After complaining so bitterly about being delayed, I have a helluva nerve leaving you all in suspense for so long. All I can say is the Florida thing and the recent hellish heat wave robbed me of what little energy I had left. It was all I could do to keep up with work and […]

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   May 06

On Hold

Well, here I am at the Tampa (or as I’m beginning to think of it, Tampon) airport. Like Oakland, they don’t have a Red Carpet Club, but they do have WiFi. I’ve already learned that my flight is delayed by over two hours, so I’ll miss my connecting flight in Denver, and eaten a vile, […]

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   May 04

Postcard from Florida

The Oakland airport is much smaller and less crowded than SFO. This means you can breeze through security after the usual exotic dance routine. Once you do, though, you soon discover that there is no Red Carpet Club, so you have to sit sadly at the gate, where you are tortured by an endless loop […]

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   May 02

Speed & Demons

I went outside this morning to leave offerings for Grey Cat, and was astonished to see a hearse speeding down my street, its tires squealing as it went around the corner. A speeding hearse is a strange sight indeed. About a week ago, I started leaving food and water under the porch for Grey Cat, […]

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   May 01

Damages

I was drinking coffee this morning, minding my own business and slowly coming to the conclusion that it’s really waking up, not breaking up, that’s hard to do, when I heard a noise. I went to investigate, and both kittens cannoned into me en route. It soon became clear why they were running so fast: […]

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