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Clean
October 24th, 2004 by suzy in Frivolity 3 Comments

You know you’ve reached the heights (or depths) of slothfulness when the cleaners actually call you and ask you to pick up your stuff. They were nice about it, but I still felt like I was getting sent to the principal’s office. If I ever had any lingering concerns about being a responsible adult, I […]

Updates
October 19th, 2004 by suzy in Frivolity 7 Comments

Updates: – My rodent roommate and I are peacefully coexisting. We have accomplished this by my not killing him or even trying to* and his not eating my food or showing his furry little face. This pretty much makes him anyone’s ideal roommate. He never brings chicks home, has loud parties, or objects to my […]

Missing
October 15th, 2004 by suzy in Frivolity 6 Comments

If yours is one of the emails moldering in my inbox, or a long-unanswered phone message, you aren’t the only one wondering where the hell Suzy is. I recently received the following email from my niece: A Hopeful Inquiry Hey! I just remembered! I have an Aunt! If I can recall correctly (it has been […]

Eek!
October 6th, 2004 by suzy in Frivolity,Sports 8 Comments

The sinus infection has receded, after repeated applications of A’n’A (antibiotics & alcohol). I am now enjoying my convalescence (and I do mean enjoying), lying on the chaise longue like an interesting Victorian invalid, with a becoming pallor and the occasional, delicate sniffle and most lady-like of dainty coughs to remind any observers that I […]

Sloth
October 1st, 2004 by suzy in Frivolity 4 Comments

Here at the L’n’L Ranch (Languid & Lethargic), the level of slothfulness is approaching, in the parlance of our self-appointed government, Orange (High). To be honest, though, it rarely, if ever, dips below Yellow (Elevated) at the best of times, seeing as how I’m domestically disabled. Evidence of the High Sloth Level: – The groceries […]

Believe
September 29th, 2004 by suzy in Frivolity 3 Comments

Today: Caf&eacute Suz&eacute Perv&eacute (this is when I have leftover coffee and reheat it the next day, to my sister’s utter horror. But the coffee, like me, has, if anything, gained in strength overnight and is really perfectly good. Now I just don’t tell my sis about my secret vice so she can continue to […]