Monthly Archives: October 2005

Paint It Black

Paint It Black Today I followed the Rolling Stones’ advice and painted my front door black (though I probably wouldn’t take their advice on anything else, especially dating and cosmetic surgery). It’s all shiny and looks great. Now, if I could just find a way to haul home the...

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Wild, Wild Life

Wild, Wild Life Bigger is not always better. For example, thighs. Or butts. Or To Do Lists. Or obstacles. Or vermin. The home invaders have gotten bigger and badder recently. In the past week, I have been visited by a squirrel and a pigeon (on different occasions, but both...

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More Songs About Buildings and Boobs My friend and neighbor Charlie, who lives across the courtyard (and, more importantly, brought me the fabboo Venetian presents this summer) heard someone knocking at his door ’round midnight. He opened it to reveal a woman he had never seen before, holding two...

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Suzy’s Top Five Reasons For Not Blogging

Suzy’s Top Five Reasons For Not Blogging: 1. Mom’s death hit me harder than I thought it would. In addition to working through the grief, I’m also working through the regret and guilt of not being a better daughter to her. 2. I’m selling my apartment. Any takers? I’d...

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