Jan 24 2005
Only a week before I start my quest for Sass in a Glass. Can I get all this done before time’s up?
My To-Do List
By Suzy
Making a big to-do about nothing, as usual
1. Clean up “closet” enough to find out what clothes I actually have (“closet” in this case means “back room full of miscellaneous stuff, including clothes, shoes, handbags and mysterious crap. Probably the meaning of life is in there, along with Mr. Mouse and my long-lost virginity.”)
2. Decide what to bring (definitely both pairs of sparkly sandals, but other than that, I’m not sure).
3. Accessorize and pack. Which handbags to bring? Do I have pool jewelry? Do I need it? Should I get a spray tan?
4. Get Self detailed (Dye hair. Get waxed. Do nails (is now the time to experiment with nail art? Oh, and where are my toe rings?).
5. Get mail forwarded (can’t miss all those bills!).
6. See dr. and stock up on non-recreational drugs.
7. Get maps to minimize getting lost potential.
BTW just the thought of Florida has made my cold better, though I’m still going through an inordinate number of Kleenexes. Those who call me snotty are now both literally and figuratively correct.