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   May 02

Speed & Demons

I went outside this morning to leave offerings for Grey Cat, and was astonished to see a hearse speeding down my street, its tires squealing as it went around the corner. A speeding hearse is a strange sight indeed. About a week ago, I started leaving food and water under the porch for Grey Cat, […]

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   Mar 15


Calamity Suzy Rides Again… …or not, as the case may be. I’ve taken the accident-prone talent to a whole new level. Now I don’t even have to be awake. Yesterday, I actually woke up with a scratch on my face from an errant feather in my pillow. I’m beginning to think the birds heard that […]

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   Feb 18

Calamity Suzy

It’s Calamity Suzy!! Yesterday I: – Fell and scraped both knees, which are now even less fit for public viewing than usual, being red and puffy. I hasten to add that this was sun-related and not alcohol related: I was blinded by the sun and tripped on a huge crack in the driveway. I did […]

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