Monthly Archives: September 2005

All the News That’s Fit to Blog

The party lived down to my expectations, ending at 4 am. In addition to the catering, there was a professional DJ, so at least I was annoyed with no expense spared. I’m probably just jealous of the Trust Fundies, since at about half my age, they have already achieved...

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Same Old

“Plus Ca Change, Plus C’est La Meme Chose.” (“The more things change , the more they remain the same.”) — Alphonse Karr, Les Guepes, January 1849 I’m still here, folks. Suzy has not (as yet) left the building. I’m still struggling to come to terms with being Little Orphan...

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The Embarrassing Day

It was an unusually embarrassing day for our heroine, whose aliases include “Calamity Suzy” due to her amazing talent for being accident prone. Not to mention that in addition to the usual fights against gravity (boobs’n’butt), she ends up wearing part of every meal. Her eating style is probably...

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Natural Disasters

“When you die, they let you off the hook.” — Bob Dylan I’ve been having some random thoughts since my mother died, of varying degrees of weirdness and self-involvement. In fact, I’m self-involved enough to tell you what they are: The tragedy of 9/11 happened only days after I...

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