Feb 18 2005
Calamity Suzy
It’s Calamity Suzy!!
Yesterday I:
– Fell and scraped both knees, which are now even less fit for public viewing than usual, being red and puffy. I hasten to add that this was sun-related and not alcohol related: I was blinded by the sun and tripped on a huge crack in the driveway.
I did this in front of the two cable guys, who were unlucky enough to be sent to fix the cable. They ended up being here for more than three hours and had to replace pretty much everything. They couldn’t really laugh at me, though, because they were calamity cable guys, one cutting his head on an open window and the other cutting his hand along with the new cable.
– Tore side of dress in the process of falling on the driveway, revealing pale pink satin bra to an unsuspecting public. Failed to realize this until after the cable guys had gone and I had talked to the mailman and a couple of my friend Paul’s neighbors. Belated blushes.
– Hit head getting out of car.
– Melted into tears in front of Paul. Very, very embarrassing.
– Burned my hand on the pot lid while making dinner. Note to self: don’t pick up metal handled lids from boiling pots with bare hands. Really not a good idea.
– Cut the other hand while cutting a lemon.
At this rate, I’m going to need the services of Rico from Six Feet Under while I’m still alive in order to remain at all presentable.
4 Responses to “Calamity Suzy”
What a day!
I hope tomorrow is great.
Cas
Yikes! At least they’re little mishaps here and there and not one big doozy of an accident! Be careful!
That’s one helluva day, girl! Try to be a little more careful. Blinding sun? Hmm, you must still be in FL since there’s no such thing as sun in February anywhere north of the Mason-Dixon line!
Take it easy there chic. You are still a classy woman – with a peek-a-bra or not 😉