May 19 2001
Give it up already!
Will the Republicans *ever* give up on “getting” Bill Clinton? It’s over, you redneck losers. You got your boy in the White House and we are all trying not to think about how someone who is dumber than dirt and more corrupt than the New Orleans police department can be the most powerful man in the WORLD. That way lies madness.
But the Republicans — notice how they are always anonymous? — are still trying to get Clinton in trouble like a mean big brother who can’t stand his smartass little brother’s popularity and ability to skip school without being caught. So either itemize your damages and submit them to the Clintons like a man (I know you’ve heard of them even if you aren’t one yourself, Georgie) or shut up, you hear? I don’t want millions more of my tax dollars going to prove that Bill had more fun than Dubya ever will.