Suzy Says

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   May 28

At yoga class today, we were in warrior pose when the teacher asked me what warrior I was. I said, “Winston Churchill.”

He stared at me blankly – I guess a fat old guy with champagne in one hand and a cigar in the other isn’t his idea of a role model – and then walked away, saying, “Mine’s Xena.”

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  1. aim says:

    Jesus Christ, Suzy! You just made tea come out my nose! That was the funniest shit I have heard in days. Chruchill. You are a girl after my own heart!

  2. Mary says:

    I loved your line. Thanks for making me smile. 🙂

  3. Amber says:

    Hee! Not a bad role warrior at all!

  4. Jennifer says:

    Suzy…I need your address. Pls send:)

  5. Kathleen says:

    LOL!! I’m glad my yoga instructor has never asked me to name a warrior as I’m desperately trying not to fall over while in warrior II….but I’m hoping if he does, I’ll remember Winston Churchill. 😉

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