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Jul 19 2001

Whistler’s Secret?

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It seems that Whistler (of “Whistler’s Mother” fame) might have had a secret. Whistler is surely one of the most interesting and unclassifiable of artists, and now it seems that he may also have been an arms smuggler. It’s all very circumstantial, but nonetheless intriguing, and it does seem like just the kind of thing he would do, partly because he needed money at this time in his life, and partly because he liked to make trouble and yank people’s chains.

Whistler was bankrupted by a lawsuit he brought against John Ruskin, an art critic who trashed his inventive new style of paintings which Whistler called “Nocturnes”. Personally, I find them beautiful, particularly this one , but Ruskin described these paintings as “flinging a pot of paint in the public’s face.” Though Whistler won the lawsuit against Ruskin, he was awarded only a farthing and the cost of the court proceedings bankrupted him.

I’m sure wherever he is, he would love the fact that he’s still in the news and still making trouble.

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Jul 18 2001

What’s next?

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Please, please click here and sign this petition. I can’t believe that these right wing lunatics are trying to amend the Constitution to make sure that only heterosexual marriages are legal in this country. If gay marriages are banned by the Constitution, that will open the door to banning domestic partner benefits, too. I can’t believe that these narrow-minded idiots are trying to do this in what used to be the home of the free. And I am very afraid of what three & 1/2 more years of the Bush dictatorship will do to this country and our personal freedom — if we have any left by then.

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Jul 16 2001

Books

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Today is the 50th birthday of The Catcher in the Rye. This is one of the few books which was not destroyed for me forever by studying it in school. Having to compare and contrast and pick a story to pieces, reading all kinds of symbolism into it which probably never even entered the author’s mind is enough to ruin a book for anyone. But there’s something about Holden Caulfield that overcomes high school study and the fact that his creator is one of the weirdest guys on the planet. Amazon is selling it for today only at its original price of $3, so if you haven’t read it or feel like renewing your acquaintance, now’s the time.

Thanks in part to our trip to Barnes & Noble on Saturday, I have a pile of books on my bedside table, just waiting for me. This has to be one of the more luxurious feelings in life. There’s an anthology of Louisa May Alcott’s diaries, letters, and early short stories (LM and I share a weakness for “being overly fond of the company of cats”); Independence Day, the Pulitzer-Prize winning sequel to my favorite Richard Ford book, The Sportswriter, despite the fact that I loathe all sports and live a completely sports-free life; Ilene Beckerman’s charming Love, Loss and What I Wore, which she both wrote and illustrated; and Truman Capote’s classic Breakfast at Tiffany’s — I think Capote was a genius and love his books. Someone once said, “Anyone who says they love Truman Capote hasn’t actually met him”. I guess geniuses are hard to live with.

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Jul 15 2001

Peaches

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I had a peach for breakfast this morning, one of the peaches I bought at the Farmers Market on Tuesday. I never smell or eat peaches without thinking of both of my grandmothers.

I was lucky enough to spend the last two summers of my grandmothers’ lives visiting them (these were the summers of 1976 and 1977). In the summer of 1976, I spent the summer with my mother’s mother, Nana, in her big old Victorian house in upstate New York. Nana’s house had three floors plus an attic (full of wonderful things like Civil War dresses and swords and mementoes of Nana’s brother’s Grand Tour of Europe) and a basement. The ceilings were very high, and the windows on the ground floor were 7 feet tall. Next door, in a mysterious mansion, lived Mrs. Newton, a widow whose only son had been killed during WWII, and she had never been seen since his funeral. Her grounds were immaculately kept up by a gardener and her groceries delivered, but no-one ever saw her.

This Bicentennial summer, my grandfather (nicknamed Hoho by my older sister because he was always laughing) was in the hospital, so I was keeping Nana company. We did visit Hoho every day, but we also made crabapple jelly from the crabapples we picked from the tree in Nana’s yard. I still remember the jewel-like color of the jelly and sealing the jars with wax. One day, Nana took me to a farm where she carefully chose a bushel of peaches. I remember the delicious fragrance of the fruit and the warm, fuzzy feel of their velvet skins. When we got home, Nana showed me how to ripen them to perfection by keeping them in brown paper bags in her amazing cellar. The field stone cellar was whitewashed every year and had separate compartments for root vegetables and apples, and shelves and shelves of preserves. My grandmother had been born on a farm at the end of the 19th century and did not waste anything, ever.

I am so glad I had that summer with Nana. She died the following August, and that is where my childhood ended.

1977 was Jubilee year in England, 25 years since the Queen had ascended to the throne. I spent that summer in England with my father’s parents, Grammie and Daddy’s Daddy (we found it amazing that our Daddy had one of his own). Grammie went shopping every day except Sunday, partly because of the teeniness of English refrigerators in those days (bar fridge size to Americans), partly to catch up on the village gossip, and partly, I think, because it was tradition. Daddy’s Daddy, of course, never went shopping since he was a Victorian gentleman to the core, but if we were late returning from the shops, he would be hovering anxiously in the front garden.

One day when we were at the Lincoln sisters’ greengrocers (the four unmarried Lincoln sisters ran the greengrocers after their father’s death and until their own), I saw peaches for sale. I asked Grammie if we could buy some, and she said she didn’t like them. I found this astonishing, and on further questioning it emerged that my grandmother, in her more than 80 years of life, had only ever eaten canned peaches.

So I bought some peaches and that evening, sliced them up and dusted them very lightly with sugar and served them for dessert. It was apparently a culinary revelation to my grandparents, because they loved them. In my memory of that long-ago summer, we had peaches every night after that, though it seems a little unlikely. But what I am sure of is that we had them in little clear glass faceted dishes. Each facet had a little blue star painted on it, and the dishes had a gilt edging. I wish I knew what had happened to those star dishes.

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Jul 14 2001

Bastille Day

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I had a bad day with my mother yesterday, and before I went to sleep last night I decided to take a walk down to Aquatic Park the next morning. Usually Rufus sleeps in on the weekends, which gives me time to drink coffee, read, write my blog, and things like that. But this morning, he woke up and decided to come with me, which was an added bonus.

It’s a cold, foggy day, so Aquatic Park was mercifully free of tourists. We sat on the shallow stone steps and talked with our arms around each other while we watched the waves roll in and the Polar Bears swimming. The PB’s are human, not ursine, and swim in the cold Bay waters year round, jauntily wearing their neon swimming caps and apparently unconcerned by how bacteria laden the water is. I admire the PB’s but don’t want to emulate them. To our right was Hyde Street Pier, where there are several historic ships. My brother used to work there when he still lived in the City. I noticed that the “Balclutha”, a fine old clipper ship that has sailed around the hazardous Horn many times, was flying the French flag, and I realized today is Bastille Day.

The first time I ever experienced Bastille Day was on my very first trip to France, when I was 17. I spent the whole summer there, the first two weeks in Paris, and the rest in Nice, in the South of France. This is where I got my coffee addiction. And I still remember that summer as a magical one.

On Bastille Day, there were fireworks, of course, but there was also music and dancing in the streets. Total strangers grabbed my hands, danced with me, gave me glasses of wine, and kissed my cheek. It was a joyful celebration and I was so happy to be part of it.

On the way home today, Rufus and I stopped off at Barnes & Noble and of course bought lots of books. Books are one of our vices. This Barnes & Noble is very comfortable, with lots of deep armchairs, couches, fireplaces, and a cafe. Really, you could spend all day there.

Our final stop was at a new French bakery, where we got French bread that tastes pretty close to the real thing. Just our little way of celebrating Bastille Day. After all, the French Revolution was really about bread.

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Jul 13 2001

Biblical curse generator

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Try The Biblical Curse Generator! Perfect for those who are at a loss for just the right insult using thees and thous. Here’s what I got:

Behold, thou shalt be whipped with a thousand scorpions, O thou son of a Philistine!

I wonder if they’re talking about me, or one of my many enemies?

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Jul 12 2001

Petty, petty!

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My horoscope today tells me to “spread my charm”, but I have been a charm-free girl this week. For some reason — and I don’t know what it is — my inability to suffer fools and my own utter pettiness have combined to make me really intolerant of practically everyone this week. Most of my co-workers are driving me crazy with their helplessness and/or just plain stupidity to the point where even things like the following bug me.

Yesterday morning I got on the elevator in my office building and pressed the button for 15, my floor. Six guys then pack on and press the button for 21. When we arrive at my floor, they won’t budge so I can get out. I have to say, “Excuse me!” really loudly twice before they move. They know they aren’t getting out at 15, so why can’t they get the hell out of my way? Way too busy discussing sports or egos too large to readily move, I guess.

I’m really sick of the new guy talking about how much better they did things at his old job. Well, why don’t you go back there, then? I’m sick of our admin assistant STILL not knowing the basics of her job after a year and getting away with it. I used to be the AA, and I swear to God that everyone who has had the job after me has been paid more and done a shittier job. And I also think that because I used to be the AA — like 4 YEARS AGO — they still treat me differently than the other analysts. Who are, by the way, all men.

I’m going to buy a lottery ticket and pray that I win so I can finally achieve my lifetime career goal of idle rich. It’s 100% true. We had “Career Day” at school when I was about 12 years old. We were supposed to write down what we wanted to be when we grew up. I wrote down “idle rich” and got in a world of trouble because my teacher thought I was being a smartass. And for once I wasn’t being a smartass. I was being completely honest. I still haven’t achieved this goal, and I haven’t grown up, either! So I hope I win. It will almost certainly improve my mood — temporarily, of course — and I know I will be soooo good at it!

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Jul 11 2001

Farmers Market

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I went to the Farmers Market yesterday, across the street from the 100+ year old Ferry Building. The Ferry Building is still in use for those commuters from the East Bay who prefer to read the paper, drink coffee, and relax as they are sped to work across the water instead of sitting and swearing in the traffic on either bridge.

I have been amused lately by the ad campaign for the City of Oakland. They have lighted signs on top of San Francisco taxis, and my favorite two slogans so far are: “I left my windbreaker in San Francisco” (due to the microclimates, it can be as much as 10 degrees warmer in Oakland) and “Give yourself a raise — move to Oakland!” (their rents are significantly cheaper).

The Farmers Market is across the Embarcadero from the Ferry Building every Tuesday, from 10:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. In addition to sparkling fresh local produce, bread, cheese, pasta, honey, and nuts (I bought sunwarmed, velvety peaches, heads of garlic streaked with violet, sweet onions, red and purple peppers, and a small loaf of Acme bread called a “twinkle”), there’s jewelry, paintings, t-shirts, and other local crafts. It’s nice to take a break from the dreary office routine and walk a few blocks to the market.

On the way there, I noticed that someone had written in heavy black magic marker on a bus stop “Don’t be an asshole.” I love the period — it makes it such a calm exhortation. And good advice, too.

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Jul 10 2001

Start shopping early this year

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Finally, an exercise video just for me:

“I’ve found exercise makes me better. There could be a Johnny Rotten health video for Christmas.”

— Erstwhile Sex Pistol Johnny Rotten, revealing that even punks dream of washboard stomachs, in the U.K. Sunday People.

Even Johnny Rotten has endorphins and I don’t!

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Jul 09 2001

Buddy’s birthday

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Today is buddy’s 19th birthday. I wish I could hold him and pet him again. Hope I can get through the day without crying. I love you, Mr. Bud.

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Jul 08 2001

D’oh!

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Am a RETARD. Turns out the unsolveable problem was a capital letter. Thanks, Candi!

Today’s double bill: tragedy at sea. The underrated “White Squall” and “The Perfect Storm”. Both true stories, too. Hmmm, don’t think I’ll go sailing any time soon!

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Jul 08 2001

Etc.

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I have spent all morning working on my new site, and am having a problem with one of the pages which I can’t figure out, so I’m taking a break before my head explodes.

Had an update from my sis, who made it safely to England. The flight was hot, crowded, full of screaming kids, and she had to check her backpack, which really annoyed her. Every time she goes to England, it rains, like she brings her own low pressure front with her — the opposite of our Dad, who always has sunny weather when he’s here for Christmas. Even though it’s July and it was 80 degrees the day before she arrived, it’s raining now. Poor kid.

Rufus and I had a fun porn double bill yesterday. He’s very good at coming up with good double bills with a theme. Yesterday’s was “The People vs. Larry Flynt” followed by “Boogie Nights”. I think both are great movies, and I also think both could have been a LOT grosser and graphic than they were. Both have great casts, style, and wit. I don’t agree with the critics who said that “People” glorified Larry Flynt. I think it shows him as the sleazebag he is, but a smart sleazebag. I also think it’s a real love story, however strange.

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Jul 07 2001

24 hour blogathon

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This is a great idea. A 24 hour blogathon, starting July 28 and going for 24 hours. You can either sponsor or be sponsored, but either way, it’s a wonderful way to support some of the charities you care about. If you need more incentive, Jerwin has promised to start the blogathon wearing 24 pieces of clothing, removing one each hour so he’s all Jerwin at the end. And you know he’ll do it!

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Jul 06 2001

Bon voyage!

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And speaking of airplane travel, my sister Megan is on her way to London this evening to spend two weeks with our Dad in London (with a brief side trip to Paris). Bon voyage, baby!

I wish they could come up with some magical method of getting you there without the horror of 11 hours in a sardine can, mostly over frozen wasteland. Why haven’t they come up with a Star Trek way of just zapping you over there? I’d way rather spend money on that than about 75% of the stuff tax dollars get spent on.

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Jul 06 2001

Air rage?

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Maybe the airlines should consider that air rage might have something to do with waiting in line forever to get checked in (I will never understand why the people in front of me take so damn long when I get checked in within 2 minutes), being endlessly delayed (on our recent trip to LA, Rufus and I spent more than twice the actual flying time waiting for a delayed plane), baggage being lost (worst case for me was having my luggage lost for 2 weeks and then having it turn up with big pink “RUSH” stickers on it. God knows where it went on vacation), and being packed into teeny seats at the mercy of other passengers’ elbows and conversation. Many domestic flights have cut down their food service — not that airplane food is ever gourmet, though it can be passable in business/first class — so you can add being hungry to the other lists of physical and mental malaise caused by flying. I’m not saying that some people don’t go nuts and act like assholes on planes — though possibly no more than they do on terra firma — but maybe if they were treated better to begin with, it would help.

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Jul 05 2001

Kitten update

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Update on my brother’s new kitten, Iggy. He’s been exploring inside and outside the house and hasn’t gotten into major trouble yet. That house is like a jungle gym for a kitten. Iggy even followed Jonathan out to the parking lot of his house while Jonathan was working on a car. Iggy amused himself by jumping back and forth across a ditch for nearly an hour. I guess you’re easily amused when you’re a kitten!

Mars, my brother’s old cat, is doing better in dealing with his new little brother. He was pretty mad for the first couple of days, which is only to be expected when you are 14 years old and have been king of the roost all that time. But now he’s sleeping upstairs with Jonathan, Iggy, and Jed the wonder dog, though not getting too close. I hope Mars will pass on some of his mousing skills, and that the two cats eventually get closer.

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Jul 05 2001

Independence Day II

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My mother’s deadbeat husband has been served with divorce papers! He can run, but he can’t hide. The court date is set for September 4, and he has the choice of appearing in court in San Diego, where he will be arrested by the Marines for desertion, or not showing up and having judgement go against him. My understanding is that after the judgement is made, his wages (he works at Home Depot in the warehouse, so let’s guess it’s about the same as pimply teenagers make at Mickey D’s — quite a career accomplishment for a 35 year old) will be automatically garnished, or whatever the word is, and sent to my mother. So maybe he won’t get away with it after all.

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Jul 04 2001

4th of July

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You can tell it’s Independence Day, because it’s foggy and cloudy. Yesterday was hot, sunny, and clear, but Ma Nature knows right when the 4th of July is and brings on the fog, almost every year. So most years, our fireworks display is just a bunch of colored fog accompanied by noise. Wonder how many people come here on vacation and are disappointed by the foggy fireworks? Probably as many as there are San Franciscans who can’t get on cable cars during the summer because they’re packed with tourists. Hey, Muni, why don’t you run more cable cars during the summer? At $2 a head, it will be worth your while.

Despite the weather, and despite the fact that I’m solidly half English, having an English father, I love Independence Day and all it stands for. I know we have our share of problems, but you show me anywhere that does it better.

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Jul 03 2001

happy anniversary

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Happy anniversaries to Candi!

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Jul 03 2001

happy birthday!

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A belated happy birthday to my fabulous niece Cat, who turned 19 yesterday! Happy birthday, baby!

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