Feb 12 2005
Mardi Gras
On Tuesday night, I went to the Mardi Gras celebration downtown. How appropriate for Supersized Suzy* to attend the Fat Tuesday party! It was a balmy night with about a million stars, and seemingly the same number of partiers. There was a parade, and I collected my fair share of beads and refused to give any away. You know how acquisitive I can be. Not to mention how I love the sparkly!
Overheard at Mardi Gras:
“Walt gave me one of them i-PADS and I just didn’t know what to do with it.”
Teenage girl: “You are such a bitch, Crystal!”
Crystal: “You suck. Remember that.”
*A board of experts has estimated that consuming road food, known for its high grease content, three times a day, results in gaining approximately five pounds a day of ugly fat (is there any other kind?).
2 Responses to “Mardi Gras”
Mardi Gras……damn i wish i was there.
iPad.
Oh my god. I hope she doesn’t use it for THAT!!!!
Ungrateful bitch should just give it to ME.