Dec 01 2007
Not a Happy Camper
Now the problem is no longer the mattress, but the state of the mattress. I don?t think even Dubya could come up with a fakely positive State of the Mattress address. June keeps peeing on it, and/or the two blankets I have, one to sleep on and one to sleep with. So far, this has happened the past two nights and again this morning. I spend more time washing blankets, cleaning up cat pee, and swearing than any other activity. Possibly June was more attached to the old, dead mattress than I realized. Maybe I should have buried it in a shoebox in the back yard and let her put flowers on the grave. Cat closure. Or maybe it?s a protest about moving. A pee-in.
Let’s review: I have one kitten who poos whenever she leaves the house, and another who pees in the house, but in unauthorized areas.
Are there boarding schools for cats?
PS The British Invasion continues apace. What the….
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