May 28 2005
Warrior
At yoga class today, we were in warrior pose when the teacher asked me what warrior I was. I said, “Winston Churchill.”
He stared at me blankly – I guess a fat old guy with champagne in one hand and a cigar in the other isn’t his idea of a role model – and then walked away, saying, “Mine’s Xena.”
5 Responses to “Warrior”
Jesus Christ, Suzy! You just made tea come out my nose! That was the funniest shit I have heard in days. Chruchill. You are a girl after my own heart!
xoxo
I loved your line. Thanks for making me smile. 🙂
Hee! Not a bad role warrior at all!
Suzy…I need your address. Pls send:)
LOL!! I’m glad my yoga instructor has never asked me to name a warrior as I’m desperately trying not to fall over while in warrior II….but I’m hoping if he does, I’ll remember Winston Churchill. 😉