Feb 25 2005
No sun, no fun
The sun is not sunny in the Sunshine State. It must have gone to Hawaii or Tahiti or something on vacation. In its absence, it is:
– Still hot (it was 70° at 10:00 last night. That’s just wrong);
– Still muggy (lost a night’s much-needed beauty sleep due to sweating miserably under just a sheet, too hot and cranky to sleep);
– Raining so hard that I couldn’t hear myself think, assuming I was actually capable of thinking;
– On the second thunderstorm of the day.
I think I’m beginning to rot.
The truth is that I’m afraid of thunderstorms, and the thunder that accompanied these two was positively apocalyptic. I think the house shook more than any earthquake I ever experienced back in California. On the bright side, it has banished the elderly neighbors back into their dens, so I’m spared hearing them holler to each other in their backyards. I’m beginning to suspect that all the glama in Florida is on the other coast. This one – or at least, the part of it I’m staying in – seems to be almost entirely composed of the aged or aging*, which is unnerving, given my fear of death and getting old. It’s like death’s waiting room around here. If I wake up with blue poodle hair one day, I’m cutting to the head of the line.
*Other than religious fanatics, trailer trash, rednecks, and Republicans, that is. These can be combined in nearly limitless variations for added fun.
4 Responses to “No sun, no fun”
I hope your rainy weather stops soon. We’ve got snow in our yard, and more predicted for Monday. And I just don’t like that.
-15c here in Toronto…I think I could handle some of that hot weather:)
And 4-8″ of snow predicted here in Detroit today. Of course it was supposed to have started already and nothing – so they could be wrong – again.
Consider yourself lucky! It is minus 14 degrees here in northern Germany right now, minus 30 up in the Alps. My motorcycle wouldn’t start this morning either, so I’m running late 🙁
So ciao4now,
Stu