Jul 25 2001
Don’t blame Cocoa
Remember when Nixon was impeached and there were all those “Don’t blame me, I’m from Massachussetts” bumper stickers? For those who are less retro than I am or have forgotten their ancient history, Massachusetts was the only state that didn’t re-elect Tricky Dicky.
Well, now Florida can have their very own “Don’t blame Cocoa” bumper stickers. Palm Beach County, home of the user-unfriendly and unreadable ballots, has registered a lovely little brown poodle named Cocoa to vote. Personally, I would take Cocoa’s vote over Jeb Bush’s any day, but (s)he was only registered to vote this month. Wonder if Cocoa’s Democrat or Republican?