Jun 15 2010

The Surgeon Always Rings Twice

Published by at 10:27 am under Cats

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Tiny picture of Harriet as a tiny kitten

It turns out that Harriet managed to dislocate her leg from her hip, if I understood all the medical terminology flying around Dr. Karen’s sunlit office yesterday afternoon. Apparently, this is quite a feat for any cat, and can usually only be accomplished with the assistance of a car or a heaping helping of gravity.

Harriet lost her voice years ago*, so she couldn’t explain what happened to her. Although Megan dodged a bullet with Schatzi, who now has approval for longer leash walks, it hit her fair and square with Harriet, who will have to have surgery. With the lethargy of workers’ comp in scheduling Megan’s surgery, it’s anyone’s guess who will go under the knife first.

As for me, I’m off to the bright lights of Santa Rosa, possibly best-known as the perfect small town in Alfred Hitchcock’s masterpiece “Shadow of a Doubt”, but now best-known as a traffic nightmare for which ten exits are not enough. It’s not a small town anymore.

While I’m enjoying the swank amenities of Motel Six, Audrey will be in solitary confinement, since I’m trapping her in the house while I’m gone. Better safe than sorry. Megan will stop by and check in on her. She’ll probably be glad to see me go, because last night I successfully and expensively Advantaged her, and she gave me the stink eye all night, running away in disdain and disgust if I dared to approach her.

*Though this did not deter her from yowling all the way to the vet’s office. Megan said it was the loudest she’d been in years, so I guess it’s all about motivation. At the office, a woman asked if there was a Siamese in the carrier. I said, “No, just a really pissed-off tabby.”

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4 Responses to “The Surgeon Always Rings Twice”

  1. Mikeon 15 Jun 2010 at 11:36 am

    Poor Harriet. She should come hang out with Boo, our next door cat. She broke her leg a few weeks ago and is sentenced to six weeks in the house. I wonder if it’s the left leg?

  2. Amberon 15 Jun 2010 at 4:56 pm

    oh, poor Harriet! What a lot of drama these days in Hooterville. I am hoping for some drama-free days for the rest of the year!

    It’s a bad month for kitties. Entropy is off to the vet tomorrow afternoon because of a really awful cut on her ear that needs to be cleaned and dealt with, plus she is doing some weird walking thing where every so often she seems to lose control of her back (you guessed it) left leg… I thought maybe she was having strokes?!

    I bought the flea/worm medication but haven’t had the heart to hit her with it just yet… I was figuring one drama at a time.

  3. Guyon 16 Jun 2010 at 4:47 am

    Best wishes to Harriet, she will recovr fast as all animals do. Enjoy your time out, it will be nice for you to get away a bit, see new things and take your mind off certain things.

  4. Joyon 16 Jun 2010 at 11:59 am

    Audrey has quite a few windows to look out from…that should keep her happy.

    Enjoy your time away….

    Little Harriet seems to be saying ” What me??? ” What a sweet looking kitty.

    jx