Suggested additions to Oakland’s Wikipedia page:

Sounds: Barking dogs, bass-booming cars

Symbols: Shopping cart people, potholes

Mayor: McCheese

Hobbies: Homicide, foreclosures

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2 comments on “Wickedpedia

  1. Joy F

    Nuff said !!!!!!!!!


  2. Colin

    Haha, sounds a lot like my neighborhood. Rogers Park in Chicago is described by a bunch those real-estate code words, like “up-and-coming,” “diverse,” “colorful,” “vibrant.”

    Here, we say that we’re “gentrifying” and “improving” by filling potholes and installing parking meters. Plus, our CTA stop just got a new paint job. Of course, it still smells like urine, but the walls and ceiling look great.

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