May 17 2006
Fear of Fashion
“You’re being watched, but you’re unaware of it,” a deep voice says, right outside my window. “Being caught like that…it’s what makes it so exciting for a voyeur.”
Well, this is an unnerving way to wake up.
Imagine my relief when I peer out the window and see a fashion shoot going on in the courtyard. The model is leaning against my window. I’m sorry to say that she was wearing what appeared to be a ripped Army issue shirt with a wide yellow patent leather belt slung 80’s fashion across where her hips would be if she had any; also, pink platform boots. Don’t tell me that look will be in this spring. Or ever.