Dream Life

Things I want to hear:

“You can have a body double in real life. Forever.”

“We have to go. We’re late for the stylist.”

“Dolce & Gabbana got back together just for you. Check out the layouts.”

“You are now a multimillionaire. Tax free.”

“Oh my God! Look what they say about you on Page Six!”

“What should I do with all these boxes from Harry Winston, Tiffany, and Prada? And why won’t this Tom Ford guy stop babbbling about “Suzy is my muse. I must speak to her NOW and show her the latest designs.” Should I throw him out?”

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5 comments on “Dream Life

  1. Karan

    Getting mentioned in/on Page Six is not always a good thing…believe me.

  2. aim

    Amen, sister!

    And this, my dear, is why I think we were twins separated at birth.

  3. Alison

    I think I’d like to hear some of those things too.

  4. Mike

    “Nutella, pizza, ice cream and fries with gravy are health foods.”

  5. cassie-b

    Good list. I’d like to be included in some of those things.

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