Feb 14 2005
Florida Lessons
Florida Lessons Learned So Far:
– Not only did I finally get my sass in a glass, but I learned the Truth About Grapefruit Juice. Normally, only the unattractive grapefruit get made into juice, so the ones you buy whole and unjuiced in the store are the Miss America (or at least Miss Florida) of the grapefruit world. But all those storms last year mean that there just aren’t that many grapefruit left, so the caste system has been temporarily suspended.
– Never leave the car windows open. Rain can appear at any time, soaking everything and then running away giggling, like a naughty kid ringing a neighbor’s doorbell (not that I would ever do such a thing). I learned this the hard way, and the following day was damp and uncomfortable. I think I got butt pneumonia, and will possibly end up with the rare ass arthritis.
– Although geckos running across your living room can be a little surprising, they eat bad bugs, such as mosquitoes, and therefore are our friends. No eeks required.
– However, palmetto bugs are big, tropical cockroaches and should be treated as such. Eeks definitely required.
– Sunscreen can’t completely cancel out the sunshine of the Sunshine State. I have so far avoided my customary sunburn, but am now the rarely seen in winter Great Speckled Suzy.
5 Responses to “Florida Lessons”
Congratulations on getting your Sass-in-a-Glass! Once again, I admire your determination.
May I just say that grapefruit is currently on my roster of Juicing Items every morning this week.
YUMMMMMM!
And the fugly ones taste the best anyway.
hehehehe – butt pneumonia. That totally cracked me up!
Yay for Sass in a Glass! 🙂
Whoo! Sass! In a glass! Finally!
Palmetto bugs are the worst! And they’re all starting to come out now since it’s warming up again and winter’s nearly over. Geckos also wind up becoming your unofficial pets over time. 🙂