i, Me, Mine
Part of the lengthy process of attempting to make my computer stop its hissy fit was to bribe it with shiny new software. It turned out to be as ineffective as using this approach with a small child, but in my defense, I’m equally ignorant of both subjects, and in both cases, I think they can tell and (mis)behave accordingly.
The new software is thrillingly named Panther (though I don’t know why), and includes all this fascinating stuff which I will almost certainly never be clever enough to use: iPhoto, iTunes, iChat, iThis, iThat. Despite all these i’s, they are missing the most important one: iSuzy.
iSuzy would include things like iShopping; iSparklyThings; iWine; iTravel (really: iBeingSomewhereElseNotTheHorrorOfGettingThere. but that’s too long and not catchy enough); iArtGalleries; iJewelry and iSports (really, iBaseball, or to be totally accurate, iGiants).
What would iYou have in it?
March 17th, 2004 at 8:56 pm
iTerrilynn would have iSeashore, iGreatBooze and iMaidService, for starters.
Maybe also iNeverGainWeight, or iAlwaysLookFabulous, too, while I’m dreaming.
March 17th, 2004 at 9:57 pm
Hm. Interesting concept.
Lessee, iColin would include: iChicago (which means I would also need i90/94 for the I-90/94 tollway), iCar, iCash, and iWishItWasSummer.
March 18th, 2004 at 5:01 am
iKathleen would have iHockey, iChampCar, iKnitting, iSymphony, iGothMusic, iReading and I would bootleg iColin’s iIwishitweresummer as I am BEYOND tired of this white crap falling from the sky and making me cold!
March 18th, 2004 at 7:56 am
Silly computer, why won’t it just be good and behave?!
hee! Good fun.
iAmber: iTravel, iOutdoorAdventure, iSpa, iCrafts, iNoNeedToWorkForALiving (also too long, but couldn’t think of a better descriptor), iFamily.
March 18th, 2004 at 10:50 am
What would jar want?
iwannamaninmylife
March 18th, 2004 at 4:04 pm
iAim?e would include iCruise, iBeach, iSleepIn, iStuffToDoToAvoidStudying, and iPartay!
Actually, I’m very content with the programs Panther gives ya, so… yea. But iBaseball sounds damn good in my book! And iTravel!
March 18th, 2004 at 4:09 pm
Oh, and myGuy, if that’s allowed. iGuy makes it sound like I want a sex change. :-/
March 20th, 2004 at 2:05 am
iMichelle think you are all hilarious and thank you for making me laugh out loud. iThink all of your suggestions would suit me just fine.
March 20th, 2004 at 11:45 am
iHope that I’m not seeming to intrude. You commented on my other site a while ago (adifferentopinion.com) – and I just realized that this was yours. iAm still a little slow to pick up the intrinsic features of blogging.
Colin’s iWishItWasSummer sounds cool. But I love iTunes.
March 21st, 2004 at 5:40 pm
iAmy would include: iBaby (answers to all of my immediate questions), iWine, iShopForFree, iHockey, iThin, iCanBeAt2PlacesAtOnce and of course: iLaundry!
iAm glad you are back
iMissed you 
March 22nd, 2004 at 11:21 am
iWine. iCheese. iOlives.
iKelly could live on the above for months. iMaybe longer.
March 22nd, 2004 at 7:17 pm
iTam would include iWinthelotteryandpartyallthetime, iFreegadgets, iKnit, and iBusy.
March 25th, 2004 at 7:56 am
I do agree with Tam, but with a twist: iIPO, iSuddenMillionaireSyndrome, iParties, iHugeHousewithDogs, iWriteaBookfromMyBlog