Jan 30 2004
Florida!
Surprise! I?m going to Florida!
I?ve never been before, but my sis, who is taking some much-needed R&R, persuaded me to join her there on Sunday for a few days. She says the beaches are beautiful, even prettier than the ones in SoCal, and I got an amazingly cheap airfare, especially considering that I just decided to go today.
Any talk about Mom or getting a job or any other real-life, grown-up-like stuff is banned while I?m there. We?re just going to lie on the beach and drink umbrella drinks. If I get too lazy to post while I?m there, I?ll get one of the cabana boys to do it for me, so entries will be something like:
“The beautiful Miss Suzy has not yet arrived on the beach today, but I have her favorite chair waiting for her. My only wish is her happiness.”
“The beautiful Miss Suzy surpassed her own personal best in drinking umbrella drinks yesterday, so she is now passed out in the shade with 20 paper umbrellas in her hair.”
“I am too busy flirting with the flirtatious Miss Suzy to write in her blog.”
The truth is that I?m only breaking my lifetime rule of not going to Florida because Colin promised me a bit part in his next movie, following the smash hit “Wat That Hook Gon Be”, and I?m gon collect on dat promise.
Sunshine, beaches, umbrella drinks, being a movie starlet ? what?s not to love?
I?m ready for my close-up, Mr. Moris.