Dec 16 2003

Help!

Published by at 5:19 pm under Uncategorized

I must be stopped.

I’m eating PopTarts (raw, not even toasted, and with frosting) while watching Mexican soap operas. I feel like my mascara’s running and I’m not even wearing any.

I have the captioning on in an idle attempt to learn some Spanish (I’m not just eating PopTarts, I’m getting educated over here). It would help me to actually communicate with our cleaning lady. Oh, wait. I don’t have one anymore.

{sob}

Though what else can you expect when you’re trailer trash?

On the bright side, I did have my toes painted festive holiday red today, so it wasn’t a total loss.

?buenas tardes!

Ooh, I’m practically bilingual!

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8 responses so far

8 Responses to “Help!”

  1. # Colinon 16 Dec 2003 at 7:33 pm

    Haha, you already ARE bilingual, n’est-ce pas?

    I don’t know what’s with non-toasted frosted poptarts. Whenever Aimee and I go somewhere, we have to stop at the store so she can buy a box of poptarts.

    She won’t finish the box of poptars, so they’ll sit in my car for a day until I take them in the house and throw the remaining away. Then, within a day or two, another box will be purchased and we’ll repeat the process.

    Aimee: They’re soooo good!
    Me: They’re not that good Aimee.
    Aimee: Would you like one?
    Me: Sure.

  2. # Michelleon 16 Dec 2003 at 9:05 pm

    We secretly know you have an uncontrollable passion for soap operas no matter what the language but stick to your story about wanting to learn Spanish. Its a good one. *rofl*.

  3. # Kimon 17 Dec 2003 at 2:59 am

    Mexican soap operas huh? I’ve heard they’re supposed to be good or was that the Brazilian ones? LOL

  4. # Kathleenon 17 Dec 2003 at 3:45 am

    Ah, telenovelas! I loved “Los Ricos Tambien Lloran” when I was in Mexico oh so many years ago. Completely addicted I was. Enjoy!

  5. # Johnon 17 Dec 2003 at 8:20 am

    Nothing will EVER beat the glory days of ‘Dos Mujeres, Un Camino.’

    Viva Estrada!

    http://www.alma-latina.net/DosMujeresUnCamino/DosMujeresUnCamino.shtml

  6. # Aimon 17 Dec 2003 at 12:17 pm

    POPTARTS! They are ungodly little joys put here on Earth for eating. Eat them, I say, and live the good life!

  7. # jaron 17 Dec 2003 at 7:00 pm

    Poptarts, Suzy? You are eating pop tarts?
    Get thee to a shrink! The desire to eat pop tarts is the number one symptom of depression.

  8. # Karanon 22 Dec 2003 at 5:58 pm

    “It would help me to actually communicate with our cleaning lady. ”

    Now didn’t Dame Edna get into trouble for saying something like that?