Archive for December 16th, 2003

Dec 16 2003

Help!

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I must be stopped.

I’m eating PopTarts (raw, not even toasted, and with frosting) while watching Mexican soap operas. I feel like my mascara’s running and I’m not even wearing any.

I have the captioning on in an idle attempt to learn some Spanish (I’m not just eating PopTarts, I’m getting educated over here). It would help me to actually communicate with our cleaning lady. Oh, wait. I don’t have one anymore.

{sob}

Though what else can you expect when you’re trailer trash?

On the bright side, I did have my toes painted festive holiday red today, so it wasn’t a total loss.

?buenas tardes!

Ooh, I’m practically bilingual!

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